at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
when you’ve looked at a word so long that you progressively think “is this even spelt right? is this even a word? is this even English?” until you’re like “who even am I?” and begin having an existential crisis over your homework
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
the amount of straight white boys in my ask is concerning
I just walked past someone really hot lord help me
It was a mirror. Self confidence is key kids
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE