Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes
And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”
And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”
YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?
MY NAME IS ELSA.
You poor, poor soul
"That’s not very ladylike"
Well guess what, I’m a lady, which means everything I do is ladylike so fuck off, and thank you for using a meaningless, sexist term to try and shame me for not following your close minded gender guidelines.
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
231. The Slytherin muggleborns start a note passing system between classes in the halls. They use muggle invisible ink(the teachers never think to look for it) and have one person in each class at all times that everyone hands the notes to. Someone tells one of the messengers their message, the messenger writes it, and then hands it to the recipient right before class starts. Of course you have to pay the messenger in candy or etc. Slytherins don’t work for free.
the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99
the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child