i am, i am, i am.
who have i been writing to? i'm not sure anymore.
ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

raynrvzjr:

at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.

(Source: spookynrvzjr, via alexphernelia)

funnyandhilarious:

Oh Well, Life Goes OnFunny SMS »Funny Pics »

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via crunchier)

sea-shells-sea-shore:

when you’ve looked at a word so long that you progressively think “is this even spelt right? is this even a word? is this even English?” until you’re like “who even am I?” and begin having an existential crisis over your homework

(via potterandthewinchesters)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

the amount of straight white boys in my ask is concerning

(via potterandthewinchesters)

natorade182:

How our generation will be at 85+

latteos:

latteos:

I just walked past someone really hot lord help me

It was a mirror. Self confidence is key kids

(Source: latteos, via t-h-e--moth-queen)

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

(via apoem-to-andria)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via secretlylurking)

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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(Source: jewishsanta, via ricosuave911)

prayxr:

how to spot a cheater this is actually helpful
queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.
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