i am, i am, i am.
who have i been writing to? i'm not sure anymore.

proudly-pro-choice:

Anti-choicers frequently try to pass off animal fetus photos as human. If that doesn’t make you distrust a movement’s honesty, I don’t know what will.

(via citrusologist)

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

(Source: itll, via pizza)

fartgallery:

if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

(via d3afening)

beingmeli:

Her face is just like ‘you know it bitch’
smuttybandsimagines:

I LOST MY PHONE AT SCHOOL AND THE COP WANTED TO MAKE SURE THIS ONE WAS MINE SO HE ASKED WHAT THE LOCK SCREEN WAS I HAD TO TELL HIM THIS AND EXPLAIN THAT THE PASSCODE SPELLED FUCK. IT WAS EMBARRASSING.

brilliances:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

(Source: brilliances, via finnthehumanboyjakethedog)

auerr:

Can someone explain to me how to fix constantly being paranoid about things going wrong? And how to fix not trusting any single human being, even tho you actually really want to change that for one person. Basically how to not be an useless human being. Thanks.

(via eating-nightshade-roses)

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

(via thescienceofdeducti0n)

alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

(via egberts)

pornstarbucks:

(via allofthisemptinessifeel)

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