i am, i am, i am.
who have i been writing to? i'm not sure anymore.
treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

(via necksdeep)

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

(via altairisanovice)

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via altairisanovice)

fuck-kirk:

doopilydo:

fuck-kirk:

So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes

"Anna"

And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”

And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”

YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?

MY NAME IS ELSA.

You poor, poor soul

(via d0gmaa)

danagracethings:

"That’s not very ladylike"

Well guess what, I’m a lady, which means everything I do is ladylike so fuck off, and thank you for using a meaningless, sexist term to try and shame me for not following your close minded gender guidelines. 

(via d0gmaa)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via crunchier)

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

(via necksdeep)

mugglebornheadcanon:

231. The Slytherin muggleborns start a note passing system between classes in the halls. They use muggle invisible ink(the teachers never think to look for it) and have one person in each class at all times that everyone hands the notes to. Someone tells one of the messengers their message, the messenger writes it, and then hands it to the recipient right before class starts. Of course you have to pay the messenger in candy or etc. Slytherins don’t work for free.

(Source: icesapphireserpent, via ridinghi)

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via ferrickhistoryts)

naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

(via altairisanovice)

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